Drink Tap Water? Surely You're Joking

From The Startle-Gram:

Water advisory issued for Southlake

SOUTHLAKE _ The city has asked residents to boil their water after lightning struck the town's water tower Sunday night...

Crews were working to ensure the supply's safety. Residents, meanwhile, were asked to avoid drinking tap water and watering their lawns...

Officials predicted the water would be OK to drink without further treatment by Tuesday morning.

A Southlake resident drink ordinary, everyday, tap water? Surely you're joking.