Beauty And The Geek

A CT scan of Jessica Simpson would probably reveal that she has marshmallow where her brain should be. Fortunately for her, that void in her cranium comes wrapped in a rather attractive outer coat. Which is why geeks everywhere must be rejoicing at news that the blonde singer is dating John Mayer. That's right, John Mayer.

John Mayer may very well be the geekiest pop singer since John Denver sang about sunshine on his shoulder. It's like the homecoming queen went out with the winner of the science fair. So cheer up geeks everywhere. If someone as ugly as John Mayer can date a hottie like Jessica Simpson, there's hope for you too.