You Can't Make This Stuff Up

"You could be a corpse and get 31 percent as the Democratic nominee just about any office." so said Chris Bell, the Democratic Party's nominee for governor back in mid-September.

So how did he fare in the election? When all was said and done Mr. Bell scored just 29.8% of the vote. Maybe next time the Democrats will take Bell's advice and nominate a dead guy.

From Rick Perry vs. The World, via Lone Star Times.