Potty Break Is A Thriller

Washed-up pop singer Michael Jackson caused quite a stir recently when he was seen leaving the ladies restroom at a shopping mall in the United Arab Emirates, the Associated Press reported. Local newspapers reported that 47-year-old, twice accused, but never convicted, child molester, was spotted applying makeup before leaving the women's bathroom. The singer's people claim that's all wrong, that Jackson did not understand the Arabic sign on the door and left the bathroom as soon as he realized his mistake.