Cowboys Sign Owens

You know it's serious if I've come out of retirement. No, it's not the war in Iraq or the floods, it's the sad news that my beloved Dallas Cowboys have signed the biggest brat in all of sports Terrell Owens. I thought rats fled a sinking ship? But this rat is climbing aboard the Jerry Jones express with $10,000,000.00 in his pocket.

Cowboys fans have come to grudgingly accept the hillbilly from Arkansas and his ownership of our team. But this is going too far. During his tenure as owner, Jerry Jones has taken this great team to great heights. He has now drug it down into the gutter.

I wonder what Tom Landry would say?